I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?
Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
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dangerouspoetry:


"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"
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"Do not chase people. Be you and do your own thing and work hard. The right people who belong in your life will come to you, and stay."
Wu Tang Clan (one of my favorite quotes ever)

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babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

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wryer:

Detail from Self-portrait with pipe, September 1886 - November 1886 Vincent van Gogh
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hedgehogcalendar:

([4コマ写真]砂浜を歩くハリネズミの小さな足あとから)